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Q What is the best thing that from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Q Whats the difference between Bill Clinton from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Q When will there be a woman from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.
Q How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom. Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. Abe replied, "Go to the theater."
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom. Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. Abe replied, "Go to the theater."
Q Whats the difference between Bill Clinton from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
Q How many Hillary Clintons does it from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q Whats the differents between Bill Clinton from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Q Whats the difference between Bill Clinton from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
Q Why doesnt Bill like old housesA from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.
Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.
Q What did Boris Yelstin say when from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"
Q How can you tell that the from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
Bill Clinton is visiting a school In from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, T HAT would be tragedy." "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it couldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, T HAT would be tragedy." "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it couldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
Q Who would become President of the from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!
Q Did you know that Clintons cat from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Q Did you hear they put two from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Q How are Boris Becker and President from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
Q Why did Bill Clinton cross the from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.
Clinton goes around telling people we humans from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
Q If called to testify in a from Flashcomment Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.
Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.
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